1863-project:

findingfeather:

rougey:

bird-cannibalism:

griancraft:

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage

seymour-butz-stuff:

Note that this costs far more than just supporting the homeless by giving them a place to live and the necessary support to find a job

mixtapetraxx:

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

ennairea:

theequeerstrian:

flange5:

miraculouspaon:

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

Originally posted by fireheartaw

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood’s idea of a s'more

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

ohboy-herewegoagain:

hemi528i:

androgynouscollectivekingdom:

Get you one who can do both 😍

muntzerism-diggerism:

Tumblr community guidelines update, march 2023: Depictions of penetration are allowed so long as it is made clear neither party is moving.

Tumblr community guidelines update, november 2023: Depictions of movement duing penetration is now allowed so long as it is made clear the movement is generated by a third party

i-wanna-be-cute:

prguitarman:

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

frogandcranberriesitmustbefall:

aromantic-goldfish:

frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall:

cardboardlamb:

oolongearlgrey:

bike-path:

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

Hello?

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

welter-and-waste:

welter-and-waste:

goodboydeathsquad:

citizen-zero:

pedromodesto69:

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

talesfromtreatment:

Work sent an email saying we’re not allowed to take any union actions today because there is a big donor event.

What’re they gonna do, fire half the medical department?

Ha. We’d all have new jobs that pay same or better and have a lighter workload within a week.

Don’t want to be embarrassed in front of donors? Don’t be dicks during negotiations.

guccixcucci:

afronerdism:

ALT

Just wanted to mention the main reason he even decided to mention her and send a mob her way

doggosource:

doggosource:

great minds:

teamrocketing:

guerrillatech:

Socrates and Heidegger are quaking in their boots